The Grocery List – A Love Story
Peanut Butter, Black Dates
White Rice, Brown Bread
Grapes, Plums, Melons
Almond, Cashew, Walnuts
Rasp-berries, Straw-berries
Coconut, Pine-Apple Canned
Spinach, Garlic and Ginger
Wine and Lemonade
Bananas with Avocado
Apples with Cherries
Olive oil, Sunflower oil,
Pasta with Lettuce Romaine
Shrimps and Prawns
Fruit Juice, Blue Berries
Chili and Honey
Pickles and Turmeric..
Sunflower seeds,
Vanilla extract, Red beats.
Eggs & Salmon
Chicken Breast and Skim Milk
Cereals and Vinegar,
Spaghetti and Macaronis.
Agave nectar, Rapadura…
Rosemary and Sage
Potatoes & Cabbage
Apricot and Oranges
– Dedicated to well, the couples who fall in love, get married and sustain a family… 🙂
And specially to my friend who challenged me that I can’t write as much as a simple grocery list. A food for thought you left me with, this crude humor is your gift… 😉
For the lazy ones who need a deciphering guide for the list above…
Cheesy Restaurant, Blind Date,
White Woman, Brown Man.
Her features and assets,
His features and presets.
Beautiful and voluptuous is she,
Hard out but soft inside, is he.
Aphrodisiac,
and atmosphere.
Exhibition from him,
Revelation from women.
Discretion of both,
Excretion of fluids..
Marriage as queen and king,
celebration and feast.
Arguments – fire, makeups – a treat,
bittersweet mood swings but heals.
She begins expecting,
a baby in peace.
Children and the mother,
routine and accessories…
From morning to night,
life in complex routines.
But it’s sweet naturally,
creating potent memories…
Though lazy and unappealing,
yet spirits are refreshing. 😉
– Dedicated to creator of real love stories – raw, humorous, ironic, tragic but in the end still compassionate and sweet…
Image credits: Stock image, picked from pickyeaterblog.com
Serenades of a dreamer... 
LOL at first I felt like I l die with hunger after reading a long lists of eatables 😉 The second part was amazing too….. I wonder how could one make a love story with just the names of fruits and food…..Amazing ! 🙂
In short, here a lesson learned is: “Never challenge your friend to write a grocery list” 😉 Someone like me might attempt to infuse in it a soul in form of the emotions, fantasies, sensuality, reality, tragedy and serenity… 🙂
Lol no I won’t agree to your lesson learnt 😛 You have infused the right ingredients in right proportions 😉
Hahaha loved the poem out of the grocery list. *thumbs up*
Loved the second one as well… You use your pen ( or keyboard here :P) very creatively.
Shukran Jazillan Miss Maqsood/ Falak for appreciating the humor. 🙂
The Grocery List is completely healthy, should you choose to shop on it… 😉